May 2013
haithinkimfunny:
queenestelle:
gothist:
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
the-walking-superwholock:
hipssway-lipslie:
obviously-bored:
gosiowo:
painstiels:
[AGGRESSIVELY THROWS OSCARS AT THE ENTIRE SPN CAST]
I’m so sorry.
quick, Leo, catch one
its getting better with time
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fitnessisfitforme:
shit-wentz:
if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me
and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces
omg yes i so would
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lookslikeazipper:
Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE...
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United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti,...
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castiel-counts-deans-freckles:
blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to...
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
joelbyeman:
I feel like people in horror movies live in an alternate universe where there are no horror movies
That explains a lot
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rorypondismypatronus:
bucket-crunderdunder:
CAS FELL
CAS IS HUMAN
NEXT YEAR IS 2014
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itsajensenthing:
castielliarmus:
do you think metatron’s just sliding around heaven in an office chair right now
i hope it loses a wheel and it tumbles over and he falls and hits his head and cries like a little baby
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smuppetbells:
i searched cuddling so i could ref 4 a picture and i got this
thank you
unironicgoth:
my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
merricats:
oldmanhoho:
you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up”
#the highest compliment any pun can receive
yourbones:
somegirlnamedkaitlyn:
My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
Nailed it.
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Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
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madturbating:
THE SUDDEN URGE TO PLAY POKEMON HITS YOU LIKE A BAG OF BRICKS WHEN YOURE LEAST EXPECTING IT
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eomira:
re-tardised:
I saw Colin Morgan in the Tempest and he was SO AMAZING and he sings really nicely too. But Ian McKellen sat above me :D
This makes me ridiculously jealous. Merlin AND Gandalf in the same theater?! GAH
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unsuccessful-metalbenders:
roasted-tuspooky:
if you had the chance to change your fate…
would you?
tHIS IS MY FAVORITE DAMN JOKE ON THIS ENITRE FUCKING WEBSITE AND IF YOU DONT FIND IT FUNNY THEN I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU
