The Big Bad Wolf Never Looked So Good

jasbeaw: What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING...

Sat, 18 May 2013 03:45:16 -0400

jasbeaw:

What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!

thefrogman: [video] [h/t: kittenhugs]

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:30:13 -0400

thefrogman:

[video] [h/t: kittenhugs]

United States, Canada,Mexico, Panama,Haiti, Jamaica,...

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:15:20 -0400

United States, Canada,
Mexico, Panama,
Haiti, Jamaica, Peru;
Republic Dominican,
Cuba, Carribean,
Greenland, El Salvador too.
Puerto Rico, Columbia,
Venezuela,
Honduras, Guyana, and still;
Guatemala, Bolivia,
then Argentina,
and Ecuador, Chile, Brazil.
Costa Rica, Belize,
Nicaragua, Bermuda,
Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan;
Paraguay, Uruguay,
Suriname, and
French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam.
Norway, and Sweden,
and Iceland, and Finland,
and Germany now one piece;
Switzerland, Austria,
Czechoslovakia,
Italy, Turkey, and Greece.
Poland, Romania,
Scotland, Albania,
Ireland, Russia, Oman;
Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia,
Hungary,
Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran.
There’s Syria, Lebanon,
Israel, Jordan,
both Yemens, Kuwait, and Bahrain,
the Netherlands, Luxembourg,
Belgium, and Portugal,
France, England, Denmark, and Spain.
India, Pakistan,
Burma, Afghanistan,
Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan;
Kampuchea, Malaysia,
then Bangladesh, Asia,
and China, Korea, Japan.
Mongolia, Laos,
and Tibet, Indonesia,
the Philippine Islands, Taiwan;
Sri Lanka, New Guinea,
Sumatra, New Zealand,
then Borneo, and Vietnam.
Tunisia, Morocco,
Uganda, Angola,
Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana;
Mozambique, Zambia,
Swaziland, Gambia,
Guinea, Algeria, Ghana.
Burundi, Lesotho,
and Malawi, Togo,
The Spanish Sahara is gone;
Niger, Nigeria,
Chad, and Liberia,
Egypt, Benin, and Gabon.
Tanzania, Somalia,
Kenya, and Mali,
Sierra Leone, and Algier;
Dahomey, Namibia,
Senegal, Libya,
Cameroon, Congo, Zaire.
Ethiopia, Guinea_
Bissau, Madagascar,
Rwanda, Mahore[?], and Cayman;
Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi,
Qatar, Yugoslavia,
Crete, Mauritania,
then Transylvania,
Monaco, Liechtenstein,
Malta, and Palestine,
Fiji, Australia, Sudan!

castiel-counts-deans-freckles: blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and...

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:45:30 -0400

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST

wow.

twistedsardonic: #FOURTH WALL WHAT FOURTH WALL

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:18:42 -0400

twistedsardonic:

#FOURTH WALL WHAT FOURTH WALL

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: joelbyeman: I feel like people in horror movies live in an...

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:18:16 -0400

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

joelbyeman:

I feel like people in horror movies live in an alternate universe where there are no horror movies

That explains a lot

the best of Jim Kirk’s unfortunately inappropriate...

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:18:04 -0400

the best of Jim Kirk’s unfortunately inappropriate faces

#how i like my jim kirk: bruised and battered with his mouth open

#IT’LL FIT

superwholockcaskettshowtunes: I can’t believe they did this.

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:02:03 -0400

superwholockcaskettshowtunes:

I can’t believe they did this.

rorypondismypatronus: bucket-crunderdunder: CAS FELL CAS IS HUMAN NEXT YEAR IS 2014

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:36:45 -0400

rorypondismypatronus:

bucket-crunderdunder:

CAS FELL

CAS IS HUMAN

NEXT YEAR IS 2014

itsajensenthing: castielliarmus: do you think metatron’s just sliding around heaven in an office...

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:29:13 -0400

itsajensenthing:

castielliarmus:

do you think metatron’s just sliding around heaven in an office chair right now

i hope it loses a wheel and it tumbles over and he falls and hits his head and cries like a little baby

anyhoodle: I knew what song this was before I even hit play

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:27:31 -0400

anyhoodle:

I knew what song this was before I even hit play

smuppetbells: i searched cuddling so i could ref 4 a picture and i got this thank you

Fri, 17 May 2013 08:45:29 -0400

smuppetbells:

i searched cuddling so i could ref 4 a picture and i got this

thank you

animated-disney-gifs:

Fri, 17 May 2013 07:30:30 -0400

animated-disney-gifs:

unironicgoth: my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my...

Fri, 17 May 2013 06:15:56 -0400

unironicgoth:

my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees

Photo

Fri, 17 May 2013 05:00:37 -0400

blondesquats: crazysexyfierce: militaryfit-bombshell: ianthe: ...

Fri, 17 May 2013 03:45:30 -0400

blondesquats:

crazysexyfierce:

militaryfit-bombshell:

ianthe:

here is a thing

I like this

This is BRILLIANT

Preach

merricats: oldmanhoho: you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon...

Fri, 17 May 2013 02:30:31 -0400

merricats:

oldmanhoho:

you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up”

#the highest compliment any pun can receive

lnternetporn: what ur average tragedy looks like after 100...

Fri, 17 May 2013 01:15:29 -0400

lnternetporn:

what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years

yourbones: somegirlnamedkaitlyn: My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me...

Thu, 16 May 2013 08:45:10 -0400

yourbones:

somegirlnamedkaitlyn:

My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?

Nailed it.

kaciart: Oh…my god The 2nd last…hollyyy

Thu, 16 May 2013 08:42:59 -0400

kaciart:

Oh…my god

The 2nd last…hollyyy