The Big Bad Wolf Never Looked So Good

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excalibee:

can someone please tell me when it’ll stop hurting because this is getting ridiculous

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nearlyratchet:

platypus-at-the-disco:

masterhawki:

mewtwowithaweave:

cross-dressingsatanlobster:

have you ever looked at someone who has kids and just thought

they did the do

when people announce they’re having a baby and just thinkg

they did the do 

when people get married and go on a honeymoon

they’re doing the do

when people announce they’re trying for a baby 

they’re doing the do a lot

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googlevideos:

onetitwonder:

the only person humble crab follows is avril lavigne

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samqirl:

do you ever get irrationally angry over something on the internet and you know you shouldn’t care but you just

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queenofheartsonthesleeve:

So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .

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ladyhistory:

thedalekzhavetheimpala:

why

I have been laughing for like 10 minutes

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forevercryingbecausemerlin:

mumfordholmesandthedoctor:

Mind fucking blown.

whAT

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I got two of my wisdom teeth out yesterday, and the dentist told me not to eat solid foods so my mom got me a whole load of soup and protein drinks.

I have already had a whole can of coup, which is like 4 servings, and a protein drink and I am starving omg. I am not going to last.

No

really

I mean it